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TEACHER:which book
has helped u most in ur
life???
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STUDENT:my father\'s
Cheque book
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Har Jaga FACEBOOK Nahi
Chalta
FACEBOOK ke Keedo...!
The more u learn the more u know the more u know the more u forget the more u forget the less u know, so why learn?

feels ashamed of his smoking but it's better that I smoke this and let the dreams of the cigarette workers come true then to be selfish & worry about my lungs.

when the best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called the Oscars. When the best actors are chosen by the people, it's called an election.

if you ever noticed that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

thinks it's odd that people justify deer heads on their walls by saying they're beautiful animals. Hmmm.... I think my wife is beautiful.

going around the house and renaming things so they all start with an "i" before Apple does it... such as his iToaster, his iToilet, and his iKids and iWife.all set...

wondering what will happen if he touches the red wire with the green wir#*&GB
trust me, I had plenty of fun in my time. Then, I met my wife.