Rajnikant enters Big Boss house
Rajnikant chahte hai ki Big Boss Confession Room mein aaye ;)
Once rajnikanth played Statue-Statue with a girl.Till date she is stuck.We know her as the "Statue of Liberty".
Rajnikant once made toilet papers but then no one could use it cause it wouldn't take anyone's shit!
Rajnikanth once chucked the Bruce out of lee n made chucklee.
ChemicalX used by professor to create the powerpuff girls was rajnikanths spit!!
Rajni once slept with a truck ,it is now called optimus prime.
#Rajnikanth does not fart ,cause nothing can ever escape Rajnikanth.rajni .
Anaconda was shot in rajnikanth's underpants
he can't drink soda because the can will explode!
he wasn't born, he was unleashed.
he doesn't sweat, he glistens.
you can set your clock by his five o'clock shadow.
he can't be killed by bullets because they're afraid.
when he plays Deal or No Deal, the banker always offers him a million dollars.
1. All doctors mantra reads like this:
I treat; Rajnikanth cures!
2. When Rajnikanth stands in front of a mirror, the mirror sees its true image.
3. Rajnikanth has never let anybody down.
He is the basis of everything and there is nothing below him.
4. Rajnikanth will never react to you.
Because you can't act against him. (Newton's 3rd law)