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"To Avoid criticism, say nothing, do nothing, be nothing." -Elbert Hubbard 
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 "You must be the change you wish to see in the world." -Mahatma Gandhi
 *Killer Joke*

Biwi shauhar se: Aapki driving itni kharaab hai ke Malkul Maut saath saath chalte honge.

Shauhar: Begum, tum aisa khaana pakaati ho ke shaitan khud mujhse kehta hai *"Bismillah padh lere bawa, nai to mereku bhi saath khaana padinga* 
Ek bar Hyderabad ke ek masjid me ek aadmi dua kar raha tha: "Yaa rab, mere karobar me barkat de!" 

Doosra Aadmi peeche se awaaz deke bola: "Koi bhi 'Ameen' nakko bolo re... Sab ke sab Tapak jaayenge. Ye aadmi kafan bechta Charminar pe!!!"
"WIFE: Meri shaadi toh Study ki wajah se late hue par aapki shaadi kyun late hue.?

Husband: Main ""SADQA"" bohat kasrat se diya karta tha..!

WIFE: Shadi se ""SADQAY"" Ka kiya taluk..??

Husband: Sadqa buri balaoun ko tal deta hai
bas ek Mahina Sadqa dena bhool gaya
phir usi maheny Shadi hogai...
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Happy eid!
*Do you know background of ATTA'HIYYAAT, as to why we recite it in every namaz?* 

*Attahiyyaat is a very important 'Dua'  we repeat it in our daily prayers. When I learnt the importance of this, it melted my heart.* 

*Attahiyat is actually a part of conversation between Our Creator Allah SWT and our beloved Prophet Muhammad Sallalahu'alayhi wasallam during his journey of Al Isra Wal Miraj.* 

*When Prophet Muhammad Sallalahualayhiwasallam met Allah SWT, he didn't say 'Assalam aleikum'. What is someone going to say when he meets Allah? We can't wish HIM peace because ALL sources of peace are through HIM.* 

*So Prophet Muhammad Sallalahualayhiwasallam said:*

*_"Attahiyyaatu Lillahi Was Salawatu Wattayyibatu"_* *(All compliments, all prayer and worship are for Allah)* 

*Allah replied:*
*_"Assalamu Alaika Ayyuhannabiyyu 'Warahmatullahi Wabarka'tuhu"_* *(Peace be upon you, Oh Prophet and Allah's Mercy and Blessings).* 

*To this, Prophet Muhammad sallalahualayhiwasallam replied:* 
*_"Assalamu Alaina Wa'ala'Ibadillahis Saa'liheen"_* *(Peace be on us and on all good slaves of Allah)* 

*Note* *Prophet Muhammad Sallalahualayhiwasallam included "us" in his reply... (and on all good slaves of Allah)*

*And listening to this conversation between Allah and His Messenger sallalahualayhiwasalam, the Angels said:* 
*_"Ash'had'u'un La ilahaillallahu Wa Ash'hadu Anna Muhammadun Abd'uhu Wa Rasooluh"_* 
*(I bear witness that no one is worthy of worship except Allah And I bear witness that Muhammad is His  Messenger).* 
कल अख़बार में एक आर्टिकल पढ़ा।
"बीवी को नियंत्रण में कैसे रखें?"
इतनी ख़ुशी हुई कि धड़कन बढ़ गयी।
पूरी आर्टिकल एक ही साँस में पढ़ लिया।
लिखा था - सुबह टहलने जाएँ, ज्यादा हरी सब्जियाँ खाएँ, क्रोध न करें, खान पान का विशेष ध्यान रखें, रेगुलर चेक-अप कराएँ वगैरह वगैरह..।कुछ समझ नहीं आया तो बाद में फिर से हेडिंग पढ़ी। दिमाग ख़राब हो गया।
लिखा था - 
"बीपी को नियंत्रण में कैसे रखें?"